Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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