Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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