yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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