So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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