Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
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