Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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