Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
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So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think a kid would responsible me up
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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