I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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