Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
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Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
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Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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