Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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