Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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