I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
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Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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