Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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