Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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