I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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