You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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