We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
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Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
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