Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
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my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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