i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
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What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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