I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
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You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.