if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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