Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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