her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
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are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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