I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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