20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
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If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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