did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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