they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I believe in your delicious
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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