Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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