If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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