STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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