All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
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I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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You need Xanax blowdarts
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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