actually, I'm a sock model
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
wow bdsm is so cute
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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