lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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