I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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