peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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