I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
pray to the hookup gods
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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