week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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