I bet he comes in French.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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