Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
this is an emotional support booty call
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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