I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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