Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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