Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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