Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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