Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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