remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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