Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
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For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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