Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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