do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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