i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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