No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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