I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
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Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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