He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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