yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
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