Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Just puked most of my soul out..
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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