Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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