I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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