thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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