Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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